I've been working here for a month and a bit now, and I notice that although I start fresh, as the day progresses not only does my mind become more cluttered, but so does my desk...
Three people on the subway in NYC.
One, there is a dog in that lady's purse and she's not hiding it very well. Two, this guy has really long legs, and Three, she makes a nice pattern.
Went to see Harry Potter in the flesh. Not as Harry, but as a character in the broadway "How to Succeed" There was an after-show live charity auction for the Trevor project in which he neatly untied his bow tie in front of us and offered it to the audience. After a quick pause while people tried to calculate a good starting price, somebody squeaked, ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS! And so the bidding began.